Werewolf XIV – WOLF COPS! (Day 3)

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Fvck-ing bloodbath!

Thirty years on the force. THIRTY YEARS! Never seen anything like this. Even counting the night I had to file that dead councilman’s coke-stuffed butthole as evidence. That butthole helped take down a lot of corrupt city officials. But I digress…

I just got off the phone with the Mare and the FBI Director and let me tell you, they’re not pleased. They’re talking about sending in a task-force – ATF, NSA, WWF. Is that what you bastards want? I also just got off the space-phone with the council government on Palavan and they’re not pleased either! They’re threatening to incinerate the entire solar system. Is that what you bastards want? Total and sudden extinction of the human race?

Detective Starbuck, as some of you may already have guessed by now, was actually Special Agent Starbuck from the FBI. He decided not to reveal himself as such because of the seething contempt we all have for the bureau around here and let me tell you, I don’t blame him one bit. I get a call at 2 in the morning that one of my squad cars had been spotted in some back alley with a dead driver inside and the words “Fvck the FBI” graffitied on it. Barkeep where he was last seen said he left with some dame after one too many Jamesons. No sign of the dame so far. Detective Starbuck, on the other hand, had both his eyelids and his earlobes peeled off his face.

And Detective Vakarian… Detective Vakarian was real fvcking police, goddammit! And you bastards! You let him get murdered in his own corner office. They found him with his weird-ass eyes popped all the way out of the sockets and a Texas belt buckle wedged deep inside his tiny little mouth. Boy, that Garrus was into some weird shit but I don’t buy for one second that he would’ve agreed to any of that.

You fvcking space cadets better find me those goddamn wolves!


BannerThief was killed. He was a Partnered Vanilla Cop(Mason).
BannerThief, find a link to the graveyard in your QT.

Starbuck was killed. He was the FBI Specialist(1-Shot Vigilante).
Starbuck, find a link to the graveyard in your QT.

Each day/night, all vanilla cops submit a name in their QT belonging to someone they’d like to investigate. Only one randomly selected cop each night will have the name confirmed as good/bad/maybe. If a name is submitted by more than two cops, no results on that name are returned.

Once per night, the Internal Affairs agent (Jail Keeper) may target an officer to be protected (“bringing them in for questioning”). This will protect them from one kill or recruitment for one night and will also block whatever night-action they attempt (this includes vanilla cop investigations).

Once per night, the Mafia Mole (Serial Killer) may target an officer, thus killing them.

Each night, the Wolf cops may either use a factional nightkill or recruit an officer to join their ranks. As long as the 3-Shot Wolf Cop Recruiter is still alive and hasn’t used up all their shots, it can only either be one or the other each night. In addition to that, the Wolf Cop Roleblocker can target a player each night, blocking whatever night-action they attempt (this includes vanilla cop investigations).

The default QT looks like this:

You are a Vanilla Cop.
During the day, your strength is your vote and intellect. Use it wisely.
At night, you may submit the name of a player you’d like to investigate in an attempt to discover their true nature.
However, only one Vanilla Cop by random selection each night will have the name they submit confirmed as either [good], [maybe], or [bad].
If you are selected to have the name you submit confirmed but two other Vanilla Cops or more submitted the same name, you will return a [no result].
If you are selected to have the name you submit confirmed but you did not submit one, you will return nothing.
All names must be submitted in this fashion: <<name>>.
You win if all threats to the department are eliminated and at least one town-aligned player is alive.

Please make at least 3 posts per game-day (48 hours) or you will be replaced.

Rather, read through and think very well about your comment before posting it. Editing a post may get you modkilled and end up hurting your team and the game overall.

Please ask me any questions you may have in your personal QT.

Remember, attack arguments, not people. Everyone has a different play-style. Be accommodating to them.


1) Penny B
2) Lovely Bones
3) Onan
4) Kolya
5) Molly – Vanilla Cop
6) Mello
7) BannerThief – Partnered Vanilla Cop
8) El Marinero
9) Milkproof Robot
10) Otakunomike
11) liz156
12) Zecko – Vanilla Cop
13) Flaxon Jackson
14) creeper
15) TheInternetsCappadocius – Vanilla Cop
16) Shipwreck
17) Starbuck – FBI Specialist(1-Shot Vigilante)
18) Nosilla
19) the good king snugglewumps


10 Vanilla Cops
2 Wolf Cops (3-Shot Wolf Cop Recruiter and Wolf Cop Roleblocker)
Internal Affairs Agent (Jail Keeper)
Mafia Mole (Serial Killer)

Day 3 ends at 9:00PM CT Thursday or if a majority lynch vote is reached first.

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