Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 5, 2026
“I got in one little eagle, and my mom got scared/And said, ‘You oughta stop these eagles with your friend Chocolate Bear.'” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 5, 2026
Tag: Couch Avocados
A weekly thread devoted to the discussion of TV
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 26, 2026
On the count of three, say “Frell the Peacekeepers”/One, two, three, frell the Peacekeepers. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 26, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 19, 2026
You don’t like my lifestyle? Frell you! I’m rolling with the Moya crew. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 19, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 12, 2026
🎶Now everybody, throw your hands up high/If you don’t give a frell, throw your hands up high.🎶 Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 12, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 5, 2026
Frell the Peacekeepers comin’ straight from the underground/A Leviathan got it bad ’cause I’m round. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Farscape February 5, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 29, 2026
Cannell-ary 2026 concludes with Mike Post and Pete Carpenter’s theme from Baa Baa Black Sheep, the Cannell show with a title that makes it sound like it’s about Dres and Mista Lawnge running away from a strobelite honey every week. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 29, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 22, 2026
In the penultimate week of Cannell-ary 2026, Riptide is the subject. It’s the show that warned us that AI will be an existential threat to upright beer cans. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 22, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 15, 2026
Cannell-ary continues with Silk Stalkings, the show that said, “Scram, Warren Beatty. Mitzi Kapture and Rob Estes look cooler in Starburst candy-colored cop clothes than you do.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 15, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 8, 2026
Cannell-ary continues with Stephen J. Cannell’s hilarious private eye show Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. If you thought the show was about a bicycle racer and an aviator… you’re not alone. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 8, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 1, 2026
January means it’s Cannell-ary again over at the Couch Avocados column. Remember the creepy Stephen J. Cannell Productions joint that was called Profit? After you watch Profit, you will never look at a cardboard box the same way again. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 1, 2026
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – American Dad Alert! December 25, 2025!
American Dad!‘s series of Christmas episodes is, when it’s at its funniest, the most fun TV holiday tradition TV critics have not been jizzing their khakis over. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – American Dad Alert! December 25, 2025!
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 18, 2025
Each week on the original Night Court, the coverage of the cases of Judge Harry Stone was gavel-to-gravel. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 18, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 11, 2025
If you miss the true-crime parody Trial & Error, Stumble, which comes from one of Trial & Error‘s creators, is as funny as Trial & Error, but it’s about bumbling cheerleaders instead of a bumbling legal team. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 11, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 4, 2025
Warning: Today’s post about the Mad Men 4K debacle is full of fake vomit and terrifying Aphex Twin faces. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 4, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 27, 2025
It’s the final week of New Dimension November. Every Original TV Score Selection of the Week this month has been a hip-hop instrumental from Samurai Champloo. The month ends with “Counting Stars” by Nujabes. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 27, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 20, 2025
New Dimension November continues with one of the greatest instrumental hip-hop tracks ever: the music from the battles between Mugen and Jin. Now if it was Raygun vs. Jin, you would have to put on “Yakety Sax” because what the hell is Raygun thinking. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 20, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 13, 2025
New Dimension November at the Couch Avocados column continues with Nujabes’s extremely fly “Aruarian Dance.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 13, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 6, 2025
It’s the first week of New Dimension November. Every Original TV Score Selection of the Week this month will be a hip-hop instrumental from Samurai Champloo, starting with—what else?—”New Dimension.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – New Dimension November 6, 2025
Ouch Avocados: TV Disembowelment Dread – October 30th, 2025
It’s cool how Robert Patrick always looks intense when he runs, whether as Doggett or as the T-1000. Meanwhile, when Roger Moore runs in the Bond movies, he looks like a white man having a leg cramp while butchering the Biz Markie on Soul Train. Continue reading Ouch Avocados: TV Disembowelment Dread – October 30th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – October 23rd, 2025
Did McGarnagle really have to break so much furniture? Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – October 23rd, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – October 16th, 2025
The immensely funny The Neighbors ought to be on Disney+, but like its alien family that has waited 10 years for instructions from its homeworld on when to leave Earth and return home, it has been totally forgotten. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – October 16th, 2025