Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 24th, 2025
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Author: Jim on the Move
I'm Jim Aquino, an ex-journalist who was named after Jimmy Carter. I'm he/him. To keep folks from confusing me with other Jim Aquinos, I've written a book and a bunch of non-Avocado blog posts under "J. John Aquino." I collect pics of accidental Star Trek cosplay and write the column (a.k.a. the header) that kicks off The Avocado's weekly TV thread. TV rotted my brain. https://linktr.ee/jjohnaquino
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 17th, 2025
Rewatching Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil and Megan Stevenson as A.J. Gibbs in Review: five stars. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 17th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 10th, 2025
Don’t you wish your agent was Floss like he? Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 10th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 3rd, 2025
After midnight, Taylor Tomlinson is feeling kinda freaky. Maybe it’s the club lights. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – April 3rd, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 27th, 2025
Outside America, Hulu’s Paradise is a Disney+ show, which is funny because its F-bombs would make Mickey Mouse ralph. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 27th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — March 20th, 2025
During these Severance opening title sequences, Adam Scott looks like a Blankman cosplayer who misplaced his mask, the cape, and that utility belt with the buckle made out of a Sucrets tin. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — March 20th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 13th, 2025
“Oh, Britta’s in this?” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 13th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 6th, 2025
The Knights of Prosperity and its gags about class inequality came out two years too early. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – March 6th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — February 27th, 2025
Someone on YouTube should launch a 24-hour stream that plays Miss Sally’s Schoolyard from Oz in the morning and the fake TV shows from Dear White People and 30 Rock the rest of the day. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — February 27th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — February 20th, 2025
Terence Blanchard composed the score to one of HBO’s best docuseries. When will HBO stop trying to launch Game of Thrones spinoffs Jim on the Move doesn’t give two dragon craps about and get back to producing great pieces of investigative journalism like When the Levees Broke? Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread — February 20th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – February 13th, 2025
The Original TV Score Selection of the Week is the theme from Generations, the ’90s NBC soap where Vivica A. Fox threw hands in a beloved fight scene, not the mediocre-as-hell Star Trek flick where Picard looked like he wouldn’t last in a fight with Vivica A. Fox. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – February 13th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – February 6th, 2025
The Original TV Score Selection of the Week is an instrumental from Luke Cage. Speaking of Luke Cage, the sketch where Roy Wood Jr. starred as Luke is really funny. It’s on YouTube under “The Avenging Ones.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – February 6th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 30th, 2025
It’s the end of Cannell-ary, sport shoes. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 30th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 23rd, 2025
Mike Post and Pete Carpenter’s main title theme is the best thing about Stingray, a Merchant Ivory production about the genteel upbringing of an affluent… Nah, just playing. It’s another ’80s Stephen J. Cannell show full of explosions. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 23rd, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 16th, 2025
“Growing Pains will not be seen tonight because Brian Keith just blew up Kirk Cameron’s car.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 16th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 9th, 2025
Bosco Albert Baracus is not getting on that airbound vehicle. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 9th, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 2nd, 2025
The Rockford Files theme kicks off Cannell-ary, where every Original TV Score Selection of the Week this January is a Mike Post instrumental from a Stephen J. Cannell show. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – Cannell-ary 2nd, 2025
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 26th, 2024
Interior Chinatown roasts the hell out of “the Chinatown episode.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 26th, 2024
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 19th, 2024
It’s that time of year when Batman smells. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 19th, 2024
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 12th, 2024
“7-Mary-4, we’re needed at the roller disco again. We need to tranquilize George Peppard. He punched out another skate rental attendant.” Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 12th, 2024
Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 5th, 2024
Welcome to the Cerritos, where the ship’s counselor sounds an awful lot like Frank Doyle from Beyond Belief. Continue reading Couch Avocados: TV Discussion Thread – December 5th, 2024