Psst! Hey, pal! Come closer. You look like a fella with fine taste. Shhh! I got a question for you, bub. Real simple. The offer of a lifetime.

Would you like to buy…

…a Kit-Kat?

Shhhh! Now I got a limited supply of these, okay? There are a lot of folks out there who would really like to get their hands on these. But I like you. I can tell you’re real smart. So what do you say? Let me give YOU a break!

Also if the feds show up asking questions, I was never here, okay? Got it? Shhh!

Have a break tonight, guys! And SHHHH!!!