Top of the mornin’! I fer one have been searching through the tube of you to find me a delightful Shamrock Shake commercial for today’s merry header, and wouldn’t you know, I came across this one with talking dogs. Nothing says “St. Patrick’s Day” like talking dogs! Also, I ain’t sure if you should be givin’ yer dogs ice cream shakes, no matter how much they beg ye to do so!

Okay. I’m done with this bit. I want a Shamrock Shake, dammit! Why can’t McDonald’s have them all year? Also, I spent an embarrassing amount of time watching McDonald’s commercials trying to find a fun one, but did you know there used to be SHAMROCK SUNDAES??? WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE HAVE THOSE ANYMORE??? We used to be a proper country, dammit! Thanks, Obama!

Have a jolly good day, lads and lasses!