So yeah, we are in the between times. The floating zone. The fuzziness of time and pajamas has merged into one, large fuzziness. The Great Fuzzy Time is thick upon us.

So I’m not putting forth effort. Kudos to those who do. I. Shan’t.

Instead, I give you your 2026 bingo cards! Fill them in as you see fit!

Here’s mine. And this took longer than just writing a damn header.

Have fun with this! No threatening Mayor McSquirrel or anyone else on your bingo card or here.