Yeah. It’s McDonald’s again. Sue me.

Obviously, this is a very sweet and charming commercial. I really do love it. Non-ironically.

But…

HOW THE FUCK DOES RONALD HAVE SO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THIS LITTLE GIRL?! HOW CAN HE DESCRIBE HER HOUSE SO WELL?! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW SHE HAS A PET?! HOW DOES HE KNOW THE NAME OF SAID PET?! IS HE JUST A NEIGHBORHOOD CLOWN WHO REGUARLY CHECKS ON THE CHILDREN LIVING NEAR HIM?! JESUS CHRIST! RUN AWAY, LITTLE GIRL! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

I’m kidding, of course.

Maybe.

Have a wholesome night, y’all!