Look, I know this looks bad, but Elphaba was just trying to give the Energizer Bunny a fresh battery. Or maybe she just needed his battery for her flashlight. It can get dark at night when she’s doing her animal rights work which PETA will no doubt find some way to warp for their own benefit. As for pointing the fire at the EB, well, you wouldn’t know this from watching the commercial, but it was actually very cold in that hallway. Elphaba was just trying to keep her furry friend warm! And he was just scared of her because she had green skin! So now we’ve outed the Energizer Bunny as a racist. He doesn’t seem so cool now, does he?
As a sidenote, I spent an embarrassing amount of time obsessing over which upload of this commercial to share, before deciding I could just post both. The one above is obviously in much better quality, but I dunno. There’s something about this extremely dirty print I like. It just kind of suits the ad and really makes it feel like it came from an old movie. Unfortunately, the sound sucks, so I couldn’t in good faith provide you with only this one. Yes, this is the kind of shit I debate with myself over when writing headers. I put way too much work into these stupid things. I mean it’s an Energizer Bunny ad for fuck’s sake! I shouldn’t have spent a goddamn hour contemplating this!
Have a great day, my pretties! Also, happy 30th anniversary to Toy Story! I’ll do headers about that down the road, but in the meantime…I dunno, I found this silly thing.