The Friday (?) Politics Thread Asks, ‘What Even Is a Day, Really?’

I think I’ve said this before, but holy moly do Monday holidays throw me off for the rest of the week. I’m pretty sure I thought Wednesday was every single day of the work week over the course of the day. Today is allegedly Friday, but yesterday was also very clearly Friday? By this point, I feel like I’m in the days a shitty AI would give you if you tried to create a weekly calendar. So happy Florbdsy, the seventh day of our new eight-day week. I hope you have a good Snarglesbay tomorrow, too.

Be nice to each other today, be nice to the mods, and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel. Hopefully it will actually feel like Friday by the end of the day, but I’m not counting on it.