Happy Summer Solstice, Politicados! And Happy Winter Solstice to our friends in the Southern Hemisphere! And happy, uh, regular length day if you’re at the equator!

Dance around a bonfire! Wear a flower crown! Hang out with your friends and scream uncontrollably! (In the crazy Swedish cult of the Avocado, the PT is totally the communal screaming room.)

Shit’s probably gonna get weird today! I don’t have anything to support that, other than shit tends to get weird on Fridays anyway, and it’s the longest day of the year, so… Whatever weirdness may transpire today, we are going to be nice to each other, we are going to be nice to the mods, and we are not going to threaten Mayor McSquirrel with sacrifice to our pagan gods nor with anything else. Let’s get freaky, kids!