Garfield’s Pet Force originated as a series of books written by Jim Davis. First published in 1998, they featured HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!?!

Where was I? Oh right. The Pet Force. Well, as a kid who was obsessed with Garfield, I remember seeing these books and OH SWEET JESUS IS GARFIELD DYING?!?!

I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Anyway, Garfield’s Pet Force (or was it just Garfield Pet Force in the non-possessive term?) took place in some other dimension or planet or whatever in which Jon Arbuckle was Emperor, and don’t ask me how the fuck that happened, since Jon isn’t exactly known for MOTHER OF GOD THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ARLENE CAT BOOBS!!!!

I’m okay! I promise! As I was saying, GOD! STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, NERMAL!!! YOU CUT THAT OUT!!

GOD, WHY DOES IT LOOK SO MUCH WORSE IN POOR RESOLUTION?!? I’M FINE, BY THE WAY! NO, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! I AM NOT OVERREACTING! YOU HEAR ME?! I’M GOING TO