Hey, all; Happy Friday…The 13th!

 

Yes, it’s that ever so rare occasion where, as legend would have it, the law of averages takes a dip, everything that can go wrong will, and I try and fail to make a clever, not-overused quip about a giant man in a hockey mask.

My God, it’s already started.

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Well, you know what that means: rant! Rant, damn you, before things get any worse, and we end up here ’till next Friday! Don’t ask me how that would work, it just does, okay? It’s my column and that’s how this works; and that’s all I’m gonna say.

Well, that and: have a productive rest of the day, safe trip home, and a great weekend. And remember: You’re doomed if ya post here. This thread is cursed; cursed! It’s got a rant curse! Go, GO!