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Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 3

The opossum has just hung itself up by its tail for the night when it hears footsteps.

“Hello?” Silence. He slowly reaches for his Polaroid. “I know what I said about being the investigator earlier might have been upsetting, but I mean you no h-”

He is plucked from his branch and savagely beaten with a camera tripod. When they are done, his attackers leave his dead body on the ground. Next to him, the Polaroid pops out the last picture he’ll ever take: A completely black frame. Polaroids really aren’t good outside at night.

A few moments later, another shadowy figure steals out of the brush, stabs him a bunch of times to be extra-sure he’s dead, and then departs.

Hoho Phantom Polaroid Possum has died. He was the KEY GRIP (Detective).

After that, things are quiet. The clouds retreat, revealing a gibbous moon hanging over the flat ocean. Far beneath the still surface, something howls.

In your rooms, you share a dream… a dream of an email.

Hi gang!

Mandy here, just making sure everything’s 10 for 10 out there. I heard about the deaths, but I want to let you know that TV crews lose members all the time do to unexplained circumstances. It’s an old industry secret, don’t let it worry you THE FULL MOON IS AT HAND. Like how the entire original B-roll team disappeared without a trace before we hired you. You’re lucky!

So get out there, THE SEA WILL RUN RED WITH YOUR BLOOD and be sure to have fun!

Best,

Mandy Mendez

Human Resources Superintendent, Atlantic Region

You get up just before dawn, feeling not at all refreshed, and head to the wedding tent for breakfast. You’re surprised to find Tyrone, Paisley and Rick quietly holding a candlelit ceremony.

“What of hell?” says Uwe Boll as you stop outside. “Uwe want food.”

“Shh, man,” says Goatful Dead Head. “They might be having a seance or something.”

Uwe snorts, but you all hang back and listen to the Dehaunters hosts as they talk quietly.

“Today marks the one-year anniversary of Luann’s death,” says Paisley, gravely. “Luann, if you’re out there, we want you to know: you aren’t forgotten.”

“You were a good host,” says Tyrone, “and a good friend. Doing the show without you just isn’t the same.”

“Fuckin’ A,” says Rick, soberly.

“Come on man,” says Tyrone, irritably. “You can’t be serious for a five-minute vigil?”

“Everyone does grief differently,” says Rick, irritably. “She’s dead. This isn’t gonna fix that. Nothing is gonna fix that.” He forces his candle into Tyrone’s hand. “I’m hittin’ the buffet.”

Tyrone and Paisley watch him go.

“Dude’s an asshole,” says Tyrone.

“He’s not wrong, though,” says Paisley. “We hunt ghosts. If one of us dies and doesn’t come find the others immediately…” She trails off, then forces a smile. “Come on! Today is a new day.”

She starts off for the buffet table. A moment later, Tyrone follows. You count to ten, then head down after them, pretending you didn’t see anything.

PLAYERS

  1. Owen1120 – Boom Mikeson, Jr.
  2. April LKD – Agent Tim Horton
  3. Sister Jude the Obscure – Judy, Hollywood Lobster
  4. Mayelbridwen – Catherine Morland
  5. The Hayes Code – Alice
  6. Lamb Dance – Gordon Cole
  7. D. Goat – Goatful Dead Head
  8. Candide
  9. LouieBlue – Joe Bouquet, Set Leader
  10. Jon Hamm’s John Ham – Cameron Austin
  11. Dr. Nick – Count Dorcula
  12. DW – Superior Spider-Man
  13. Mr. I’m My Own Grandfather – Zap Rowsdower
  14. E-Dog – Great Wizard Carnelian / “Eric” – VANILLA TOWN
  15. HolsGG – Sarah Plain
  16. Zecko – Zecko Snyder
  17. Spookyfriend – John the Intern – VANILLA TOWN
  18. Sic Humor – Luigi – VANILLA TOWN
  19. Hoho – Phantom Polaroid Possum – DETECTIVE
  20. Ult Warrior – Mannie Eddix
  21. Jake – Uwe Boll
  22. Robert Post’s Child
  23. Lindsay Disguised Leviathan – Mario

BACKUPS

  1. MacCrocodile
  2. InDEEEED
  3. Colonel Mustard

ROLES

RULE CLARIFICATIONS

Day 2 ends Monday at 4 p.m. EST. The truck will still come at 2, and will stay for TWO hours.

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