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Werewolf 196: Gods and Monst3rs, Day One

Previously, on Gods and Monsters…

Milliways, also known as the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.

A crocodile wearing a small round hat and red jacket took to the Milliways stage and stood in front of the microphone. He carried a small accordion.

“Привет,” the crocodile said. “I am to be saying my name, which is Gena. I work at zoo. Many animals!

“How doing are the peoples there? I am to be singing song for you now here, yes? My song is called Пусть бегут неуклюже пешеходы по лужам.”

Off in the darkness, in a remote corner of Milliways that the waitstaff rarely visited, a mysterious figure sat alone. It sipped on a martini and watched the singing crocodile, but its mind was elsewhere.

Enjoy your moment, S.C.U.M. the strange being thought. You may have defeated this version of reality, but the struggle is not over.

There was a commotion near the entrance as 23 creatures all arrived at the restaurant at the same time. The goat maître d’ hurriedly tried to shuffle them off to tables as they introduced themselves…


17 T.O.W.W.N. – Wins the game when S.C.U.M. and the Bugblatter Beast are eliminated.

5 S.C.U.M. – Wins the game when the number of S.C.U.M. equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. and the Bugblatter Beast is eliminated. Each night, S.C.U.M. must kill one player of their choice.

1 Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal – Serial Killer, wins the game when all other players are dead. (If Nyarlathotep is in the game, they win as a team if they are both still alive with 5 or less players.)

Players and Draft Order
2 April
3 Tiff
10 Queequeg
11 Indy
15 Lamb Dance
17 Josephus
23 Side Character
24 Nate
25 Pablo Pizazzo
26 Stars
42 Wasp
47 Kate the Great
57 Beinggreen
1 Narrowstrife
1 Jake
5 Marlowe
5 Sagittariuskim
6 MSD
6 Cork
8 Hoho
8 Raven
9 Mr. I’m My Own Grampa
9 Lindsay

Day One will end on Tuesday, November 15 at 1pm PST/4pm EST/9pm GMT.

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