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WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 3)

Night descended upon the compound, and so did murderous intent. The phone operator worked diligently throughout the night, as usual, providing a valuable service to lonely singles. Midnight was the most profitable hour on most days, which made it especially aggravating when the power to her room went out.

“Well tie me up and call me puddin’,” she whispered huskily and trekked to the outside to check the breaker. Unfortunately, the breaker box itself had been smashed with a CutCo Brand Kitchen Chainsaw. The fact that she hadn’t heard a thing was truly a testament to her improvised soundproofing job. She looked around, but no one was there. At the last moment, she looked up, just in time to see the unpowered chainsaw dropping toward her face.

Phone S – E – X Operator (Cork) has been killed. She was Vanilla Town.

Mr. Limpet directed his motorized fish tank out of his room and to the pool area. It was a beautiful night and he couldn’t sleep. The water in the pool was poisonous, of course, but he loved the way the light bounced off of the bottom of it at night. As he stared into the ripples, he heard someone walk up behind him.

“It sure is pretty,” he said without turning around. “Poisonous, but pretty…”

A gentle push was all it took, and Mr. Limpet was breathing chlorine. The corporate retreat slash speed-dating camp slash mixer slash convention staff had not held back, keeping the water clean for their guests. It wasn’t a bad way to go, the killer thought. In fact, it was possibly the worst way for anyone to have ever died. Slow, painful, and without any trace of evidence. Mr. Limpet had loved evidence.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet (Marlowe) has been killed softly. He was Vanilla Town.

Imprudence was on her tenth letter of the night. So many soft-hearted, gooey-centered fools needed her guidance and firm hand. So quick to trust and so slow to kill. More people should be like her, and kill without a second thought. As the CutCo Brand Kitchen Machete slammed into her spinal cord, she couldn’t help but feel a tinge of pride.

Dear Imprudence (Josephus) has been killed. She was Vanilla Town.

[spoiler title = “Serial Killer/Black Pill Cult Mechanics”]

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[spoiler title = “Cupid, Lover, & Polyamory Mechanics”]

Cupid Mechanics:

Lover Mechanics:

Polyamory Mechanics:

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Win Conditions!

Night Action Order:

[spoiler title=Roles]

To avoid giving away too much, the total possible number of VT, Lovers, and Cultists is tracked rather than the actual number. For example, “14 Vanilla Townies” is read as “up to 14 Vanilla Townies”. However, KOBKI (“Kill-or-be-killed”) will be announced.

Town: (10 total)

Scum: (2 total)

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[spoiler title = Rules]

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[spoiler title=Players]

  1. Marlowe (@marlowespade:disqus) VT
  2. April (@April_LKD:disqus) VT
  3. sic (@sic_humor:disqus) Healing Cupid & Fated Investigator
  4. Lindsay (@gaydisaster:disqus)
  5. Indy (@inndeeeeed2:disqus)
  6. MSD (@DekaTria:disqus)
  7. Cork (@disqus_Tr5XJm6gin:disqus) VT
  8. Cop (@copontheedgeish:disqus)
  9. raven (@ravenampersand:disqus)
  10. Quee (@mrsqueequeg:disqus)
  11. Nate (@NateTheLesser:disqus) Fated Vigilante
  12. emm (@emmelemm:disqus)
  13. Tiff (@tiffachingsgoldenhare:disqus)
  14. Goat (@GoatfulDead:disqus)
  15. Wasp (@unstoppablewasp:disqus)
  16. Josephus (@josephusbrown:disqus) VT
  17. Side (@side_character:disqus)
  18. Ralph (@RalphWaldoWiggum:disqus) Charismatic Leader
  19. Chum (@ChumJoely:disqus)

Backups:

  1. hoho (@hohodor:disqus)

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Twilight is at 10PM Eastern on Tuesday, February 15th, 2022.

Lutair will be helping me co-mod, as per usual.

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