Guess who’s back
Back again
Stupid Archie’s back
tell a friend
God, it’s been so long, what the fuck even happened last time
Ooo we finally got to meet JellyBean and Mama Jones (JellyBean is the best character)
Betty does an intervention for Ethyl and finally convinces her that she was just high and she dressed up as The Gargoyle King
all the vixens had seizures because TGK replaced Jingle Jangle with fizzle rocks (I typed that with a straight face) which makes the parents pissed and they close down the school
So Riverdale is currently quarrentined and I think Mama Jones killed Penny. RIP, worst lawyer ever
Let’s get it