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Werewolf 79: The War on Xmas – Day 1

Seasons’ greetings, fellow bean brewers!

It seems that our sit-in protest at the public nativity scene didn’t go as planned. Turns out it was just a shanty town, and a few of our members froze to death. Chaining them to those birch trees may have been a mistake.

Anyway, I’m going to need all hands on deck today. We’re expecting the usual weekend rush, so I’ll need two of you to handle the drive-thru, one man on the espresso machine, and one bouncer to tackle anyone waving a bell outside.

The Very Merry Nativity Committee is stepping up their recruiting game, so if you happen to receive a black Christmas card in the mail, just know you can’t refuse them. If you’re looking for a way out, I’ve put cyanide pills in the cake pops. You’ll know when it’s time to use them.

(The wolves have been given a one-time recruitment ability, which operates the same as the other gift mechanics. Keep an eye on your QTs.)

This shift is a long one, and won’t be over until Sunday at noon, CST. Take whomever you suspect of being a traitor to our cause to my office. Ties will be decided by a coin toss.


Roles
13 Loyal Employees (Vanilla Townies)
1 Mall Security Guard (Jailer)
1 Manager on Duty (Investigator)
4 Committee Members (Wolves)
1 Mall Santa (Serial Killer)

Players
Indeed
MacCrocodile
Robert Post’s Child
Dw
Sister Jude
Goat
Thoughts
Lindsay
Moonstermash
Jake
Josephus Brown
May
Louie
Hohodor
Snugglewumps
Flubba
Hayes
Annanomally
April
Dr. Nick

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