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Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 2

“Anything for my princess.”

The party settles down a bit as Stephanie plays a slow song. Frasier and Niles continue their comical yet slightly insulting banter in one corner, desperately trying to keep down the lukewarm scotchka that some peasant handed them. Johnny, perfect as ever, laughs with all of the guests as he tells another one of his jokes. You all haven’t seen Lisa in a while.

After a good amount of time amidst the common folk, Adm. Emily Gilmore goes to powder her nose in the upstairs bathroom. After stepping over the leftover rose petals in Lisa’s room, she opens the bathroom door.

“Oh, good heavens!” She cries. She backs away from the bathtub in horror as she sees the pale corpses of Barry Bonds and Mary Jane Welbilt laying in it, still embracing.

Flaxon Faction Jackson (Barry Bonds) and Miss Rim (Mary Jane Welbilt) have died. They were the LOVERS.

Mrs. Gilmore tells the others about this predicament. The guests collectively gasp. “ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ʷᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵘʳᵈᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃˡˡ!” yells the dummy. Someone rushes to the front door, in an attempt to escape. It’s locked. We ignore the fact that most doors in a household can be unlocked from the inside, and other such flaws in this plot.

Guest List:

14 Party Guests (Vanilla Town)

2 Mike and Michelle (Lovers)

1 Peter the Psychologist (Detective)

1 Denny (Jailer)

1 Chris-R (SK)

1 Lisa (Wolf)

Rule Clarifications:

Role Clarifications:

The Players: 

  1. April Ludgate Karate-Dwyer
  2. MacCrocodile
  3. JohnHamm’sJohnHam
  4. forget_it_jake
  5. LindsayFunke
  6. subsaharan
  7. Doctor Nick
  8. BannerThief
  9. Captain Video
  10. E-Dog
  11. Zecko
  12. Peeps Walrus
  13. Happiest
  14. Spiny Creature
  15. Flaxon Faction Jackson  LOVER
  16. LibraryLass
  17. Admirax
  18. Miss Rim LOVER

  19. Creeper
  20. El Marinero

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