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Werewolf 48: Heart of Darkness PPV – Day 4

El Caimán Chocante knows they’re coming for him, and doesn’t blink when his door is forced open in the middle of the night.

“Somos el río, pero ustedes son las serpientes,” he hisses as they force him through a porthole. Mick Dundee picks him up that afternoon, after getting off shift at Dairy Queen, and they check in at the green room. As day breaks, you all disconsolately watch your failure paraded before you on the boat’s TVs.

“Don’t give up, mates,” says Mick.

“Sí, buena suerte a ustedes, gente terrible.”

“Gee, it sure is hot in here,” says Nicki Rizzo. “Let’s cool it down with a word from the big man himself.”

The camera pans to Q. Steve Dougson. He’s wearing a silver leotard with a Power Girl-style hole cut out of the chest so you can see his pecs.

“Look at you, SRCW,” says Q. Steve, shaking his head. “Slithering down Snake River… and surviving. You elbow drop on each other, but can’t say ‘frig’ on TV because it’s obscene.”

“He said ‘frig!'” whispers Wendy.

“It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what wrestling means,” continues Q. Steve. “Wrestling… wrestling has a face. And that face is GNARLY CARL!

The camera cuts to a wide shot as WBDL’s most famous talent swings down from the ceiling on a chain and lands in front of the first camera.

“YOUR WHOLE PRODUCTION TEAM IS GONE,” says Gnarly Carl, in his indoor voice. “THIS IS A MOST EMBARASSIN’ PREDICAMENT TO FIND YOURSELVES IN. WE ARE GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND SHAME YOU IN FRONT OF ALL IDAHO.”

“Prepare yourselves,” says Q. Steve, and then the feed cuts out.

You watch the static for a long time, a sense of dread growing in each of you.

PLAYERS

  1. E-Dog
  2. InDEEEEED
  3. Smapti
  4. Pearl Sheltie – TOWN
  5. Capt. Lindsay Funke – JAILKEEPER
  6. Mello Yello Enthusiast
  7. Dr. Nick – WOLF
  8. Flubba Gunto
  9. Milkproof Robot
  10. BannerThief
  11. Library Lass – TV HOST
  12. Spookyfriend
  13. Owen1120 – DETECTIVE
  14. Zecko – SERIAL KILLER
  15. Grumproro
  16. Ralph Waldo Wiggum
  17. Subsaharan
  18. Lockeout
  19. MacCrocodile/Forget It Jake (tag team) – TOWN
  20. Spiny Creature

ROLES

12 10 wrestlers (vanilla town)

4 3 traitors (wolves)

1 rogue wrestler (serial killer)

1 booker (detective, town aligned)

1 TV camera operator (jailer, town aligned)

1 TV host (custom role – flip-flops alignments)

RULE CLARIFICATIONS

Day 4 ends Thursday at 6 p.m. EST (countdown)

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