Hey, kids! Feeling peckish? You know what would hit the spot? Some delicious Toy Story chocolate bars! Six different designs (at least I think it’s six?) for you to collect, except you can’t actually do that, because you’re going to eat them. An edible collectible, if you will.
“But Scrat, they stopped making that shit 30 years ago! How am I going to have a Toy Story friend in me now?” Well, fear not, hungry reader! Because you can STILL buy them on eBay! In mint condition! Well, “mint” is a misleading term, since these things aren’t mint-flavored. But you CAN buy them! Mint in the box! Never been opened!
LEGAL: The Avocado and/or ScratStitch take no responsibility if you or a loved one consumes one of these chocolate bars and dies. That would really be on you.
Have a tasty night, y’all!