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WW176: Oops! All Cupids: The Cult of the Black Pill (Day 2)

After Taylor Swift’s dramatic and noble sacrifice, the group headed to bed after washing their CutCo Brand Kitchen Knives. Darkness descended upon the corporate retreat slash speed-dating camp slash mixer slash convention, but not all attendees went to sleep.

One soul moved around quietly, mumbling about true love being a conspiracy and that the only thing that was true was that the Matrix was actually about how cool Neo is for being a super rad hacker gun guy and nothing else. As they put on their Morpheus glasses and prepared their speech, written in their special notebook, someone else snuck up behind them.

Now, CutCo Brand Kitchen Knives come in a variety of types for different jobs. Some knives work well with bread, others with flesh. There aren’t any that are designed to destroy tiny statuettes specifically, but there was one labeled “for removing souls” in the back of the catalog. This was the knife that met the Precious Moment statuette as it mimed offering two pills.

Precious Moments Statue (Ralph) is dead. They were the Charismatic Leader (Wolf Recruiter).

The statue was left dead on the ground, now chipped and soulless. The knife had done its job (and kept its edge surprisingly well). But soon after the killer had left, a new attendee stumbled upon the scene. Rather than gasp or call to the others, they simply chuckled at the image of such a cute statuette with such a horrified face. Just before they moved on, however, they noticed a book in the statuette’s hand. They picked it up, and read the title: How to Make Friends Even if Your Ideas Are Really Toxic. Seeing how useful this could be, they pocketed it.

In another room, the poor soul with hearts as eyes and an eye as a heart slept with their hearts closed. Someone else entered quietly. They decided to be quiet because who knew if this creature’s hands were ears or something. Not having brought their CutCo Brand Kitchen Knife with them, they grabbed a pillow instead. It was a mercy, really. Who would want to live that kind of life? Well, that is what you tell yourself later when you find the body.

Heart-Eyes Abomination Emoji (April) is dead. They were Vanilla Town.

Everyone wakes up fresh as daisies.

There has been a game format shift. The Red Pill is no more, and the Serial Killer is now the leader of the Black Pill. Some rules no longer apply. Please see drop-downs for deprecated rules and updated rules.

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[spoiler title = “Serial Killer/Black Pill Cult Mechanics”]

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[spoiler title = “Cupid, Lover, & Polyamory Mechanics”]

Cupid Mechanics:

Lover Mechanics:

Polyamory Mechanics:

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Win Conditions!

Night Action Order:

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To avoid giving away too much, the total possible number of VT, Lovers, and Cultists is tracked rather than the actual number. For example, “14 Vanilla Townies” is read as “up to 14 Vanilla Townies”. However, KOBKI (“Kill-or-be-killed”) will be announced.

Town: (14 total)

Scum: (2 total)

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[spoiler title = Rules]

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[spoiler title=Players]

  1. Marlowe (@marlowespade:disqus)
  2. April (@April_LKD:disqus) VT
  3. sic (@sic_humor:disqus)
  4. Lindsay (@gaydisaster:disqus)
  5. Indy (@inndeeeeed2:disqus)
  6. MSD (@DekaTria:disqus)
  7. Cork (@disqus_Tr5XJm6gin:disqus)
  8. Cop (@copontheedgeish:disqus)
  9. raven (@ravenampersand:disqus)
  10. Quee (@mrsqueequeg:disqus)
  11. Nate (@NateTheLesser:disqus) Fated Vigilante
  12. emm (@emmelemm:disqus)
  13. Tiff (@tiffachingsgoldenhare:disqus)
  14. Goat (@GoatfulDead:disqus)
  15. Wasp (@unstoppablewasp:disqus)
  16. Josephus (@josephusbrown:disqus)
  17. Side (@side_character:disqus)
  18. Ralph (@RalphWaldoWiggum:disqus) Charismatic Leader
  19. Chum (@ChumJoely:disqus)

Backups:

  1. hoho (@hohodor:disqus)

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Twilight is at 10PM Eastern on Sunday, February 13th, 2022.

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