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Werewolf 156: Farmers Market – Day 6

Fresh and organic vegetables at farmers market

After deposing his mortal enemy the Mattress King, King Soapy found himself adrift, without a mission, and, quite frankly, bored. Luckily, the farmers market was full of, well, marks, and the king was having a blast. Stapling his last sign to the post outside the Sex-Positive Pioneer Woman’s stall, he chuckled and hid to watch the show. Soon after, the Sex-Positive Pioneer Woman found herself surrounded by a half dozen wholesome teenagers.

“Hi!” chirped one of them. “We’re here for the Purity Pals meeting! Abstinence is awesome!”

“Abstinence is awesome!” the other teens repeated cheerfully, in unison.

“Oh, uh, can I interest you in some cornbread?” asked the Sex-Positive Pioneer Lady, nonplussed, “or perhaps a variety of –“

“Ooh, what are those? Balloons? I love balloons! How much are they?”

“Oh these are free. You see, kids, safe –“

“Free? What a savings! Of course the only saving we’re doing is ourselves, for marriage! Tee hee!”

Deeply disturbed, the Sex-Positive Pioneer Woman fled the booth.

Sister Jude / Sex-Positive Pioneer Woman has died. They were a Wolfily Wiggly Location Scout (Wolf).

“Ah, classic Soapy,” chortled King Soapy as he sauntered back to his own stall. However, when he got there, he discovered that someone had melted all of his wares into one giant mound of soap. A Wolfily Wiggly discount flyer was stuck to the outside.

“Oh well. Hey, Velveeta, 40% off! Not bad!”

With that, the king left the market to start his next venture, Cheese City.

King Smokey / King Soapy of the Soap Emporium Empire has died. He was the Prankster (Serial Killer).


[spoiler title=”Roles”]Town-Aligned – Town wins when all threats are eliminated

Scum-Aligned

Oh right, and everyone is also a Fruit Vendor. Each night, you may target one other player to give a fruit, vegetable, or whatever. This has no material effect on the game. Or at least not until you maniacs find a way to break the entire game with this.[/spoiler]

[spoiler title=”The Game”]

[spoiler title=”Important Rules”]

Players:

  1. Cop on the Edge-ish / Cake Boss VANILLA TOWN
  2. Brie N Croot / The Farmer in Adele VANILLA TOWN
  3. Tiff / Eliza Doolittle TOWN INVESTIGATOR
  4. Marlowe / The Tick VANILLA TOWN
  5. Nate the Lesser / Richard Ayoade TOWN JAILER
  6. Sister Jude / Sex-Positive Pioneer Woman WOLF
  7. Mrs. Queequeg / Bob Belcher VANILLA TOWN
  8. Grumproro / Choose Goose VANILLA TOWN
  9. Louie / Simple Country Farmer VANILLA TOWN
  10. Narrowstrife / Council of Proper Werewolfery VANILLA TOWN
  11. Snoopy’s Golden Twinkie / Twinkie the Kid WOLF
  12. Nuka / Cabbage Merchant WOLF
  13. Copywight / Friar Tuck
  14. Affogato / Mushroomologist
  15. Dicentra / Watermelon Vendor
  16. King Smokey / King Soapy of the Soap Emporium Empire SERIAL KILLER
  17. Kaddish / Banana VANILLA TOWN
  18. SheleetaHam / Corn Vendor VANILLA TOWN

Backups:

  1. Goat
  2. Ult_Warrior
  3. Hoho
  4. April
  5. Lindsay

Twilight will be on Thursday, July 8, at 3pm Pacific.

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