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Werewolves 56: Zone Z, Day 2

It’s beautiful here. The sun doesn’t really go down at night; the sunlight merely becomes horizontal. You doze under huge, fluffy clouds the color of vanilla ice cream. Some of you update your Tumblrs. Cell service is good here. Perhaps too good.

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson reads The Worldly Philosophers to Li’l Rex, and realizes he’d have been nicer to nature if he’d known nature would be this attentive to supply side economics. Evan thinks about how he misses the game Team Fortress 2 used to be. Alyson TODAY 3-9PM PICKUP WALL MAP DECORATION has decided she likes her new name just fine.

None of you know where the Little Caesars mascot is. He disappeared after the parachute ride down. You hope he’s okay.

When morning comes, you rouse yourselves. You feel better than you did before. This feeling fades, though, when one of you doesn’t wake up.

Actor Tom Jane (Admirax) has died. He was the ARBITRATOR, and a WOLF.

You stare at his body, and feel something like pity for him. He just wanted his kids back.

You pack up camp and continue northwest along the eroded highway to Cryoliteville. Here and there, you see signs of human activity – sagging power lines, broken-down machines – but no people.

STARTING FACTIONS

RULE CLARIFICATIONS

PLAYERS

  1. E-Dog
  2. ???
  3. Capt. Lindsay Funke
  4. Admirax
  5. Doctor Nick
  6. Flubba Gunto
  7. Grumproro
  8. Smapti Jones
  9. ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts
  10. Spookyfriend
  11. Owen
  12. Spiny Creature
  13. Happiest Man
  14. Forget It Jake
  15. April Ludgate-Dwyer
  16. Robert Post’s Child
  17. Mello Yello Enthusiast
  18. Banner Thief
  19. InDEEEEED
  20. Zecko

Day 2 will end Wednesday, March 21, at 6 p.m. EST: Countdown

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