Site icon The Avocado

Werewolf 48: Heart of Darkness PPV – Day 2

The diesel steamboat chugs on into the gathering dusk. Witchy Woman waits for everyone to go to sleep, then steps outside her cabin.

Hexcellent,” she says, sneaking down the hallway. Arriving at the chosen door, she proceeds to… sit down and patiently wait there through the night. At last, with dawn breaking, she stands. Her charge is safe. She walks up to the boat’s top deck to stretch her legs.

“Perfect,” she says to herself, “and no one will ever kn-”

She is then suplexed over the railing by a mystery attacker.

“Perfect,” says Donny Jet to himself, “and no one will ever kn-”

He is then deadlifted over the railing by a squad of turncoats.

“Do you think anyone will ever know?” one of them asks the others.

“Best not to ask.”

Meanwhile, in the wheelhouse, Wendy has fallen asleep reading How to Win Friends and Influence People. She – and everyone else – learn of Lindsay and Zecko’s disappearances when the boat drifts out of the main current and runs aground on a sandbar. You are in the town of Arvin, population 533. Nothing of note has ever happened in Arvin.

Fudge,” says Wendy, assessing the situation. “I’m going to have to get us unstuck. Does anyone know where the jack on a boat usually is?”

The TV in the wheelhouse comes on, showing Witchy Woman and Donny Jet yelling at each other. Zaxaforian Candulor is sitting off to one side, trying not to become involved.

“I can’t believe you did that!” says Witchy Woman

“It seemed smarter when I didn’t think I would be caught,” says Donny.

Witchy Woman (Lindsay) has been eliminated. She was the jailkeeper. Donny Jet (Zecko) has been eliminated. He was the serial killer.

Fuming, Wendy sends you all into town for breakfast with the SRCW’s petty cash fund, which is a Chock Full o’Nuts coffee can filled with pennies. As you wade ashore, El Caimán Chocante paddles up and tags in for Mick Dundee.

MacCrocodile has replaced forget_it_jake, keeping the same alignment and powers (or lack thereof).

Day 2 ends Monday at 9 p.m. EST (countdown)

PLAYERS

  1. E-Dog
  2. InDEEEEED
  3. Smapti
  4. Pearl Sheltie
  5. Capt. Lindsay Funke – JAILKEEPER
  6. Mello Yello Enthusiast
  7. Dr. Nick – WOLF
  8. Flubba Gunto
  9. Milkproof Robot
  10. BannerThief
  11. Library Lass
  12. Spookyfriend
  13. Owen1120
  14. Zecko – SERIAL KILLER
  15. Grumproro
  16. Ralph Waldo Wiggum
  17. Subsaharan
  18. Lockeout
  19. MacCrocodile/Forget It Jake (tag team)
  20. Spiny Creature

ROLES

12 wrestlers (vanilla town)

4 traitors (wolves)

1 rogue wrestler (serial killer)

1 booker (detective, town aligned)

1 TV camera operator (jailer, town aligned)

1 TV host (custom role – flip-flops alignments)

RULE CLARIFICATIONS

Exit mobile version