Welcome back to the Weekly Pun Thread on it’s new home. Just like last week, I’ll post a link to a story and let you all get all of your punnery out before the weekend. Also feel free to post alternative stories for everyone to play with.

This week’s story:

Man, woman caught having sex on flight to Detroit after meeting on plane

A man and a woman were busted Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit. Officials said the two were total strangers before boarding the plane.

A woman was arrested on the airplane for performing oral sex on a man while they were in their seats. The 48-year-old woman was heading to Nashville, while the 28-year-old man was heading to Miami.

Sucks to be them.