FINE. Look. If we end up with seventy-eleven of these things so be it.
Be aware that what we are celebrating today is the last day of my 50th birthday year. These evening, as per tradition, we will all count down to my 51st birthday which occurs at midnight wherever you are.
GIF me, people.
Have fun! Celebrate other things if you’d like too! Do your thing in a kind, calm, cool, and collected manner! No threatening Mayor McSquirrel Mayor McSquirrel or anyone else!