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Battle of the (Fictional) Bands: Round 5

We’ve reached the Final Four match-ups! The top 4 seeds have been untouchable for the whole tournament, so it’s no surprise to see all of them in the semi-final round.

Despite averaging 32.3 votes over the previous 3 rounds, Dewey Cox actually ended up with the toughest matchup in Round 4. Cox defeated Josie and the Pussycats by a score of 21-17, only a 4-vote difference! Meanwhile, the Wonders put an end to Girls5Eva’s run with another relatively close match, with a final score of 22-15. Our other two matches were a bit more one-sided. The Soggy Bottom Boys knocked out the Be-Sharps 31-13, and Dr Teeth & the Electric Mayhem defeated the most important band in the universe, Wyld Stallyns by a score of 32-11. Here with some parting words are Bill S. Preston, Esq and Ted “Theodore” Logan:

Now, can the band formerly known as “the Oneders” ride their single hit to a victory over the Muppet Show house band? Will the old-timey trio of escaped convicts prevail over the new-fangled rock’n’roll sensation? Let’s find out!

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