♪ What do I do to make you smile
You’ve been hurting for a while
What can I do to make you laugh
Get St. Peter’s autograph ♪
— The best Americana songwriter under 501Do not doubt. Stream the lyrics video. does sometimes comes with the funny.
Let no one level the calumny of you needing another hero. In light of all the sorrows besetting a sensitive soul such as yours, however, you may need to know the way home. For, as no lesser a light than Jason Isbell observes in the featured video for this Weekend Politics Thread header, “Sometimes it’s nothing but the way you’re wired / And that’s not your fault / We’re all struggling with the world on fire / And the fear we’re taught.”
Can wryness bring some dryness to your eyes? Won’t hurt to try. At least until the rotten fruit flies. No pineapples or coconuts, please.
*clears throat; adjust mic stand*
Headline: Man Steals Thousands After Smashing Gas Station Video Poker Machine With Sledgehammer
Punchline: Ned Ludd breaks the bank.
*crickets*
Headline: The U.S. Should Encourage Russians to Defect
Punchline: Immigrant,2Mispronounced s “Imma grant” not the worst idea.
*chairs scrape the floor; air conditioner hum grows uncomfortably loud as flopsweat beads Uvular’s brow*
Headline: Man Admits to Stealing Bear Cub from Its Den
Punchline: Taking the exercise of his 2nd Amendment right to bear arms too far. Too far!
*polite, if bemused, chuckles*
Thank you. In lieu of home, we’ve reached groan.
*ducks durian*
Fair. Tip your mods.
Before commencing to comment, pause for a moment of serious reflection as your cis-het WPT host shares a second video.
Lavender Country,3Read this article. Take comfort and inspiration. And check out the entire Lavender Country album to immerse in a classic mix of countrypolitan and outlaw tunes. billed as the world’s first queer country band, released the following on its debut, self-titled album in 1973. The lyrics and message haven’t lost a scintilla of relevance over the intervening 50 years.
Look, the title promised more than puns. Can’t say no one warned you.
♫ We never seem to comprehend
That love is not some dividend
A plot to get more than we spend
’Til our resistance
Gets ground down to the bone
Our hearts are out on loan ♫
Please, rightwing somebodies,4Pretty much nobody seeing this plea, but all platforms must go into service for good purposes. think of the children in terms explicated in songs such as “Straight White Patterns” as you pass and enforce your anti-LGBTQIA+ laws. Harming only hurts.
