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Werewolves 85: 191X – Day 10

You continue to follow the tunnel. At one point, you hear voices speaking in German directly overhead.

“Are we there?” asks Augustus Sebald, nervously.

Lt. Trout shakes her head. “I’m not sure where we are. Hold on.”

The group of you boost her up to the ceiling, which she digs into with a folding shovel. A shaft of light opens up.

“Is it Germany?” asks Jonathan Hamsworth.

“Shh,” says Lt. Trout.

You’re almost directly underneath the stalled Austrian tank. Men in gray uniforms and black helmets are rushing around it. Above you, the muzzles of machine guns and rifles protrude from its decks.

“This is bad,” says Lt. Trout. Suddenly, the light from the hole winks out, as an Austrian steps over the top of it – then falls in.

He lands on Lt. Trout, who topples down onto the rest of you. The Austrian staggers upright, helmet falling away.

“ALA-” he yells, but goes silent as Lt. Trout’s shovel connects with the side of his head. There’s a breathless moment of silence. Then, light from the hole dims again as another Austrian peeks in.

Hast du etwas gesagt?” he asks.

Lt. Trout grabs the Austrian helmet from the floor and puts it on. “Nein?” she says, hopefully. The man at the top of the hole looks a moment longer, shrugs, and leaves.

“We need to get out of here,” hisses Lt. Trout. “I can only fight one Germany at a time.”

The Austrian on the ground groans and sits up. Lt. Trout shoves his helmet backwards onto his head and dashes off, waving for you to follow.

The next hundred meters or so are uneventful, but then you come upon a man. He wears no uniform, and is simply standing there, as if awaiting your arrival.

“Welcome, travelers” he says. His accent is thick, and hard to place. “You must answer my riddle before you can pass.”

“Look, friend,” says Lt. Trout. “I have just done my good deed for the day by not killing an Austrian back there. Please do not test my patience.”

The man holds out his hands. “What is bright at night, dark in the sun, and lightest when full?”

Sidequest: Answer the strange man’s riddle in the Riddle Thread so Lt. Trout can get by without having to kill him. This won’t affect the gameplay, but might make you feel smart if you figure it out.

“God damn it,” says Lt. Trout.

At the back of the crowd, Bertha “Rilla” Marilla Blythe, of Prince Edward Island, is surreptitiously strangled with German bootlaces.

Rilla (Mayelbridwen) has died. She was INFANTRY (Town).


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  1. A Winged Potato – Lord Flashheart
  2. Annanomally – Reposted InnDEEEEED Comments
  3. April LKD – King Elroy Bertrand Poopypants of East Hampshire
  4. Grumproro – D.H. Lawrence
  5. Jon Hamm’s John Ham – Jonathan Hamsworth
  6. Mr. I’m My Own Grandfather – Rear Brigadier Zapp Brannigan
  7. Owen1120 – Augustus Sebald
    • Pulprobot – John Harrison – Replaced on Day 2 by AWP

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  1. BannerThief – Corporal BannerThief Vakarian – GERMAN SPY. Died Day 5 in a duel against Jake.
  2. Boris – GERMAN SPY. Killed Night 4 by NCO #1.
  3. BrittaBot – Svvëdish Chef – Infantry. Died Day 2 in a duel against Josephus.
  4. Clodia – Clothilde Renou – GERMAN SPY. Stabbed to death by the rest of you at the end of Day 6.
  5. D. Goat – Gort v3.0 – Infantry. Killed Night 7 by the German spies.
  6. Donalbain – HUNGARIAN SPY. Killed Night 3 by NCO #2.
  7. Dr. Nick – The Internet – MEDIC. Killed Night 1 by the Hungarian Spy.
  8. DW – Merchant from Resident Evil 4 – Infantry. Killed Night 2 by the Hungarian Spy.
  9. E-Dog – GERMAN OFFICER (Wolf roleblocker). Sent over the top at the end of Day 5.
  10. Flubba Gunto – Officer Krazy Kat – Infantry. Killed Night 3 by stray shrapnel.
  11. Hegel Exercises – GERMAN SPY. Killed in the tunnel by the rest of you at the end of Day 9.
  12. Hohopossum – Australian wombat-ready possum – Infantry. Killed Night 4 by stray shrapnel.
  13. Jake – The Luggage – Infantry. Killed Night 6 by the German spies.
  14. Josephus Brown – Portugal. The Man – Infantry. Sent over the top at the end of Day 4.
  15. Lamb Dance – John Laurens – Infantry. Died Day 6 in a duel against AWP.
  16. Lindsay – Lena von Meow – Infantry. Died Day 1 in a duel against Mike.
  17. Louie Blue – Cheikh Khoulé – Infantry. Forced to sacrifice himself at the end of Day 5 to aid the jailbreak from Stalag 69.
  18. Lord Stoneheart – Bidoof – Infantry. Died Day 1 in a duel against Jake.
  19. Mayelbridwen – Bertha “Rilla” Marilla Blythe – Infantry. Killed Night 9 by the German spies.
  20. Mac Crocodile – Lance Corporal Alistair Edmond Angela MacCrocodile III – NCO #1 (“OGNCO”) (VIGILANTE). Killed Night 4 by the German spies.
  21. Miss Rim – Dame Augusta Mimsy-Porpington of the Great Snoring Mimsy-Porpingtons – MEDIC. Killed Night 3 by the Hungarian Spy.
  22. Mr. Glitch – Infantry. Sent over the top at the end of Day 2.
  23. Otakunomike – Infantry. Sent over the top at the end of Day 1.
  24. Pearl Sheltie – Buster Keaton/Lt. Count Dracula/Shane McGowan – GERMAN SPY. Died Day 4 in a duel against Louie.
    • Shipwreck – Midshipman Hector “Shipwreck” Delgado –  Replaced on Day 3 by Thoughts
  25. Ralph Waldo Wiggum – Victor Delamarre – Infantry. Sacrificed to Rasputin by the rest of you at the end of Day 10.
  26. Sic Humor – Steve Smith – Infantry. Died Day 2 in a duel against Spooky.
  27. Sister Jude the Obscure – Mary Pickford – NCO #2 (VIGILANTE). Killed Night 4 by the German spies.
  28. Sister Mary Francis – Special Private Dolores “Babyface” Guppy – Infantry. Sent over the top at the end of Day 8.
  29. Smapti – Smaptibus µ, of the Mermarians of Mu – Infantry. Died Day 7 in a duel against Ralph.
  30. Snugglewumps – Billy D. Orfan – GERMAN SPY. Killed Night 1 by the Austrian spy; also targeted by NCO #1.
  31. Spiny Creature – Comrade Samantha Parkington, an American girl – AUSTRIAN SPY (SK #1). Killed Night 1 by the German spies.
  32. Spookyfriend – Sean the 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 doll – Infantry. Died Day 2 in a duel against AWP.
  33. Subsaharan – Space Corporal Subsaharan
  34. The Hayes Code – Deryn Sharp – INVESTIGATOR. Killed Night 5 by the German spies.
  35. ThoughtsThoughtsThoughts – Infantry. Killed Night 8 by the German spies.
  36. Ult Warrior – Infantry. Killed Night 2 by NCO #1
  37. Zecko – Thelonious “Zecko” Flashman – Infantry. Killed Night 2 by the German spies.

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