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Werewolf 240: Crazy Ex-Girlfiend – Day 4

We would never play with love like it's a game, but if we did...

Two steps forward, one step back. Progress isn’t always easy on the path to wellness. When we are so close to reaching a breakthrough, we can just as quickly fall back to old habits.

His majesty was in his chamber, musing how he was the moment, and the moment was him. He contemplated many things, like how today was tomorrow’s yesterday, wondering why the clock knew its destiny but he didn’t know his own, and pondering about whether the wise, regal old lady in the park was ever lost in the dark or ever soared like an eagle. He thought that he saw himself in that old lady.

He decided he needed to refresh himself with a shower and went to the little king’s room. When he went to turn on the water, he jerked back when he realized it was not at a desired warm temperature.

No hot water would lead to a cold shower. Rumors had spread that cold showers led people to doing crack. This would not do, as tweaking out would be improper for a noble of his stature–he had his royal image to maintain for his loyal subjects, after all. He decided to forgo this endeavor until the issue could be resolved.

As he started to leave, suddenly part of the ventilation in the ceiling broke through and landed in front of the door.

While he narrowly evaded it, he realized that now he was stuck in the bathroom. Whoever renovated this place did a terrible job.

The king was terrified. He did not wish to perish in this manner.

He did remember that in his second sophomore year, he took a kinesiology course (that’s college for gym). So he made an attempt to get himself out.

Nothing happened.

He then realized that he could just phone 911. And he thought, Wow, I can’t believe it took me this long to come up with the most obvious solution! Kind of embarrassing!

He looked at his phone to dial. He tried to press the buttons but it was too late. The poor renovation job was worse than he had thought and everything around him collapsed on top of him.

Owen has been eliminated. He was Heather (Town JOAT).

Now that there are actually seven of you this time (you don’t seem to know how to count, we’re sincerely worried about you), one must start asking questions. What does the future hold? What will tomorrow bring you? Will we get to the actual issues that are troubling you? And if you ignore them, what consequences will come of it?

Today is a potential GIRLFRIEND scenario. As a result, autokill will not take effect until all players have voted.

Factions

Town:

  • West Covina residents (vanilla town) – No power except their votes and the songs in their hearts. Win when wolves and Trent are eliminated and no other conditions interfere.
  • Heather (JOAT) – Has taken many, many college courses and thus has a variety of skills. She has 1-shots of investigation, doctor, and watcher that she may use one of on a night of her choosing.
  • Josh (vigilante) – Can deliver a kick in the face to a person of his choice every odd night, eliminating them. If he targets Rebecca, they become lovers instead.
  • Greg (jailer) – Fixes one player a drink each night which knocks them out cold, preventing them from performing or being affected by any night actions. Cannot be used on himself, nor can he pick the same person on two consecutive nights. If he targets Rebecca, they become lovers instead.
  • Paula (tracker) – Stalks one person each night to see if they targeted anyone.

Wolves:

  • Nathaniel (wolf roleblocker) – Each night, prevents a player from performing a night action. Cannot pick the same person on two consecutive nights. If he targets Rebecca, they become lovers instead.
  • George (wolf backup) – Replaces Nathaniel as roleblocker if he is eliminated from the game. If, as roleblocker, he targets Rebecca, the block will not go through.
  • Jim (vanilla wolf)

Independent:

  • Rebecca (Serial Lover) – Each night, Rebecca picks one person to hook up with. If she picks Josh, Greg, Nathaniel, or Trent, they will share a lovers chat. If she picks someone else, nothing happens. If Rebecca is eliminated from the game, all her connected lovers are eliminated as well, but if one of Rebecca’s lovers is eliminated, she will still survive. Rebecca wins if she and her connected lover(s) make up the majority of living players.
  • Valencia (role investigator) – As Czar of Torture, threatens a player each night to see who they really are (vanilla town and vanilla wolves read as ‘vanilla’). Wins (and exits the game) if Josh is eliminated.
  • Trent (Serial Killer) – Targets a player each night to eliminate. If he targets Rebecca, they become lovers instead. Wins if he is connected to Rebecca and all other possible lovers are eliminated. If Rebecca is eliminated from the game (and is not connected to him), Trent wins when he is the last player left.
Rules

Players are not allowed to edit comments, nor can they quote or screencap private chats without permission from the moderator. Failure to comply may result in a modkill.

Ties will result in no players being killed.

Should a GIRLFRIEND (Get It Right, Like, For Real, If Everyone’s Nearly Dead) scenario occur, autokill will not come into effect until all players have voted.

Please be respectful to all players. Attack arguments, not people. This is just a game, and we’re all here to have a good time.

Players
  1. Josephus Jim (vanilla wolf)
  2. Cork
  3. Lindsay
  4. Beinggreen
  5. Jake Trent (SK)
  6. Stoneheart Josh (vigilante)
  7. Kim
  8. Mac
  9. zsuzsu funkenstein George (wolf backup)
  10. PersistingDeviation (Anna)
  11. Spooky Valencia (independent role investigator)
  12. Owen Heather (JOAT)
  13. Sic Paula (tracker)
  14. Scientician13
  15. Louie West Covina resident (vanilla town)

Twilight will be on Friday, June 13 at 2 PM MDT.

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