On behalf of everyone here at Merchantsoft, we would like to extend to you our warmest welcome and express our most sincere gratitude that you have chosen to join us here in Hypnospace. Hypnospace is the best, most technologically advanced Sleepnet currently in existence, and we have done what we can to create a thriving community. With the new millennium just around the corner, the best is still yet to come!
So, you’ve put on your Hypnospace HeadbandTM, tucked yourself into bed, and booted up HypnOSTM. What’s next? Well, after you’ve read up on all the useful information in Hypnospace Central, it’s time to start exploring the many Zones we have to offer. Are you a teenager looking for cool new friends to hang out with? Check out Teentopia! Are you an oldtimer looking to reminiscence about the good old days? Check out Goodtime Valley! Are you an avid sci fi or fantasy buff looking for likeminded fellows? Check out Starport Castle Dreamstation! No matter what you’re looking for, there is a Zone to suit your needs.
Once you’ve found a Zone you like, go ahead and create your own page. What should you fill it with? Anything you wish! (As long as it doesn’t violate our reasonable CHIME guidelines.) What do you want people to know about you? How do you express yourself? Hypnospace offers only the highest quality of graphics to help you out.
Looking for other things to do? Message friends on ChitChat. Or you can visit one of our Partner pages, focused on wonderful companies like Boppo’s Fine Meats, Gray’s Peak Cola, or Granny Cream’s Hot Butter Ice Cream. (Do we partner with any company that isn’t food related? I’ll have to get someone to look into that.)
There is so much new and amazing music that you can find on Hypnospace as well. (Provided that you do so legally – our General Counsel told me to emphasize that as strongly as possible.) We even have an entire Zone dedicated to that hippest of new music genres, Coolpunk, and the upcoming hotly-anticipated Coolfest ’99.
So, please, enjoy your stay here in Hypnospace. We know you’ll have a wonderful time! (And don’t pay any attention to those Y2K rumors. They are completely bogus and unfounded.)
Best Regards,
Adrian Merchant, CEO, Merchantsoft
(If you can’t tell, I’ve been playing Hypnospace Outlaw recently and have been loving it. You take on the role of a mod for a ‘Sleepnet’, an internet community that you interact with while asleep, in an alternate 1999. It’s quite charming!
Anyway, have a great night!)