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Werewolf 230: Sweet Werewolf High #12, WHEN LOVE DIES

Jessica Wakefield smirked as she watched cheerleader tryouts. The girls this year weren’t up to her caliber, but in Sweet Valley, very few girls were. Too fat, too short, too brunette. All-American girls just aren’t as plentiful as the world likes to think.

“Did someone say ALL-AMERICAN?” Jessica startled when a voice suddenly spoke from behind her. It was indistinctly European and Jessica couldn’t recall a student who had a voice like that. She whirled around and was met with a large, metallic man in a deep green tunic. Wait, did he read her mind?

“That was not me but Doombot DP-60441. It can process the psionic waves your brain produces and relays the translation to me,” Doctor Doom explained.

Not only was Doom a nerd, but a Peeping Tom too! There was no way Jessica would ever allow him to join her cheerleading squad. She needn’t worry though as there was no chance of Doom executing the most difficult cheerleading trick- the human pyramid.

“FOOLS!” Doom exclaimed. “This ‘human’ pyramid will be a piece of beet pie, a Latverian delicacy, as my assistants are not humans but DOOMBOTS!”

Doctor Doom and his Doombots assembled into a shiny pyramid with ease but they were one ‘person’ short. Jessica made her way up the pyramid to her deserved spot at the top, as she is the captain of the cheerleading squad. Much to Jessica’s disappointment, the pyramid was very sturdy. This wouldn’t do.

Looking up, Jessica noticed a sparking wire hanging from the gym’s light. Jessica gestured to Lila Fowler and Suzanne Devlin to grab the hose. With her strong, slender legs, Jessica used her award winning herkey to grab the wire loose as Lila and Suzanne spray the Dooms. The wire fell onto Doom’s armor and the entire pyramid fell in a bright flash with Jessica landing gracefully on the top.

“Avenge me, Valeria,” Doom whispered with his final breath.

“Jessica, quit playing with your food and come join us!” Lila chided her best friend.

Jessica giggled as she made her way down the pile of bodies. Kids these days just don’t have what it takes to be a cheerleader.

Marlowe has died. He was Claire Middleton – You are the hot tomboy next door who becomes the quarterback of the varsity team. You like real sports like football and not cheerleading which offends the cheerleading captain, Jessica Wakefield. To get revenge on your faux pas, Jessica exposes through cheer to the whole school that your brother is dead 😉 You are the Jailer.

Roles

TOWN (6)

  • Jailer- Chooses one player a night to jail, cannot jail themselves
  • Alignment Cop- Can detect wolves
  • Victimized Town (6 Vanilla Town)- This wouldn’t have happen if you were more popular

WOLVES (3)

  • Head Wolf In Charge- Upon death, alignment and roles will not be revealed in writeups
  • Wolf Investigator- Chooses one player a night to find out their role
  • Wolf Roleblocker- Chooses one player a night to block from using their power

SERIAL KILLER (0)

  • Serial Killer- Chooses a person to kill each night, reads as Town
Players

  1. Anna (Alexis Rose)
  2. April (America’s hottie, Teddy R) Rosa Jameson
  3. Blip (Pizza)
  4. copy (Max Fischer) Elizabeth Wakefield
  5. Indy (Joel)
  6. jake (Mother Superior)
  7. Josephus (Mr Beast) Tricia Martin
  8. Kappa (with Mustard) (Mikey from Saskatoon)
  9. Kim (Kim)
  10. Lamb (Dippy Fresh)
  11. Lindsay (Gothy Space Princess) Annie Whitman
  12. Miss Marlowe (DR DOOM) Claire Middleton
  13. Moo (Emooo) Enid Rollins
  14. MSD (Alya George)
  15. raven (Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way)
  16. sic (Robin) Andrea Slade
  17. Side (Junta Shiraishi) Robin Wilson

Rules

Players are NOT allowed to edit comments or directly quote from private chats without permission. Failure to comply will result in becoming a social pariah.

Night Action Order of Operations: Actions maximized for the most hazing.

All actions cannot be repeated on the same player on consecutive nights.

Additional win conditions and powers can be achieved or unlocked

The ghostwriters often forget to update the SWH Bible, oops!

Ties will result in RNG between tied players.

Should a SORORITY (Settle On Right Offender oR Intrepid Twins [kill] You) scenario occur, auto-kill will not come into effect until all living players have voted.

Please be respectful to all players. Attack arguments, not people. This is just a game, and we are all here to have a good time.

Twilight will be Wednesday, August 21st at 12pm Pacific/ 2pm Central/3pm Eastern

Can anyone defeat Jessica and her cheerleaders? Find out in Sweet Werewolf High #113 THE POM-POM WARS

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