Sup, bubs. Wolverine here. My super cool movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine opened on this day 15 years ago. It was fucking awesome. Unlike other superhero origin films.
Like, think about Batman Begins for a minute. Remember how dumb that shit was? You were promised this super dark, badass prequel, and instead you got Batman getting hit with an AMNESIA BULLET at the end of it to explain why he can’t remember how Batman began in the future. God, my blood boils just typing about it! And typing is very difficult with my claws!
And then there was Spider-Man. Seriously, fuck that movie! There was that one part where Spider-Man just started boxing with the fucking Blob. Who even likes The Blob? And what did that have to do with anything? God, I hated that! So glad MY film didn’t have that! My film was really cool, by the way. Have I mentioned that? You should go watch it right now.
What you should NOT go watch is Iron Man. God, I hate that movie! I was told it would rock my mutant socks off, and what I got was Tony Stark being told bedtime stories by Pepper Potts in a log cabin, which is how he came up with the name of Iron Man! So fucking stupid! I would have thrown my soda at the screen if my claws hadn’t already caused it to drain out of my cup!
Have a great night, bubs! And go watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine! It’s a blast!
