A lot to unpack here…
- How did Lex Luthor capture Superman? Yeah, I know, he has the Kryptonite, but how did he drag Superman’s muscular ass into that cage all on his own?
- Lex Luthor, obviously, is already in possession of Superman Peanut Butter. He is also very rich, and peanut butter is very affordable. I know he is capable of just buying more instead of going through all this trouble kidnapping the S-Man.
- Superman is willing to DIE before he gives he gives Lex the secret to his peanut butter recipe. First off, no one has a “secret peanut butter recipe” because it just sounds stupid to have one. “My grandma gave me this peanut butter recipe with her dying breath.” See what I mean? Stupid. And is Supes cool with Lois Lane’s inevitable demise following his own death, since she seems incapable of surviving without him?
- How the hell did those three kids find Lex’s hideout?
- Does the “S” on Superman’s cape mean “delicious peanut butter” where he comes from?
- Again, Superman is willing to DIE to protect his stupid peanut butter.
- I can’t even eat peanut butter! Why the fook am I doing multiple headers on the topic?
- Where exactly is this evil lair located? An old castle with a convenient kid-sized barred vent in the ceiling?
Have a super night, y’all!