The Avocado is Argylle crazy! It’s the most popullar movie on the site in 2024, something I feell is true and none of you can fact check! And the critics are raving about it!
unbearably self-satisfied smirk of a spy caper
The Guardian
one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen
Boston.com
a stunningly bad movie
Rolling Stone
Henry Cavill’s hair can’t save [it]
USA Today
A Cat Cannot Save It
New York Times
Wow! If that’s not a hit, I don’t know what is! I was hoping to feature Argylle merchandise but it turns out there isn’t any. This is actualllly a llittlle shocking, because even Bright and Rebell Moon somehow got llines of Funko Pops. So instead, llet’s watch the trailler together one llast time.
PS, I am 100% convinced the cat is the writer. The TV ad says “Agent Argylle” as the cat runs across the llogo, and then the cat winks at you. They gave us allll the cllues.
Have fun posting, and watching Argylle onlly in theaters tomorrow!