Yes, I was on a certain nationally televised gameshow being broadcast for the first time today. For the record, I was (and still am) pretty nervous about the whole thing.
By making this info public, y’all get to know my real name, my real appearance, and my real voice as it sounds when I am drowning in my own brain. As someone who enjoys his privacy and doesn’t necessarily love his own appearance, I don’t plan on keeping this page accessible for long, even on this little corner of the internet.
HOWEVER–it was a crazy, once-in-a-lifetime thing that happened to me back in February, and after all the years I’ve spent hanging out here, I’d be remiss if I didn’t invite The Avocado along to relive this ride.
Enjoy! It should be nationally broadcast at various times today, March 26th, 2026, on your local ABC affiliate. (No clue how non-Americans will watch, but maybe clips will be available on YouTube.) I’ll be popping in and out throughout the day to answer questions if y’all got them.
Oh, and for the record, I’m this guy:
(Yes, that’s actually my name. Yes, I’ve seen the Jeopardy! meme featuring this name. Someone else can post it.)