It’s ‘big papa’ Pen!’s Friday today, and he plans to slack as much as possible at work, of life in the system of brutal capitalism containing us all the sad necessity. So regale us, everyone, and share! Spin me the tale of your apex slackitude, of the time you spent an hour in the work bathroom because, hell, what’s anyone going to do? Who’s going to question YOU when you announce you have, at work, ‘insane diarrhea’?
