You might know (because I’ve been whining about it for weeks) that I’ve been fighting with my home insurance company. In the process, I sought a new home insurance quote, so I now get all the emails. On the plus side, the automatic name generator (I can only assume) for the email barrage came up with some real bangers:
Zander Blanda
Herman Powlowski
Esta Lesch
Eldridge Hermann
Salvador King
Clyde Nolan
Edison Bahringer
Albin Bosco
Amara Murazik
Hal Kris
Zoie Feeney
Nikolas Prohasca
Faye Mayert
Thorn Hansen
Ophelia Hodkiewicz
As of this morning, we also have Shea Smith and Ryleigh Monahan. Still, “Zander Blanda” remains the first and best.
Have a great day, Avocados! Take it easy out there, and be kind to yourselves and others.