Pitiful ballplayers of the Avocado!
I am Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate, commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.
For generations, your puny website has lived in peace with the Globetrotter Homeworld.
But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court.
There’s nothing at stake and no threat, beyond the shame of defeat!
Will no one meet our challenge?
Have none of you pathetic Avocados GAME?
Have a great day, all you jive suckers.