We’d like a to take a moment tonight to recognise one of the special sponsors of the Avocado who help us bring to you the premium content you’ve all grown used to. Advertising is the price you pay for having unremarkable product or service, John Edson once said, but we don’t believe that, no sir. We believe that the only chewing gum you need is Big Pink. It’s the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham; and it pinkens your teeth while you chew!

Have a fine night and remember to take care of yourselves, everyone!