Welcome to the Sex and Relationships thread, a semi-regular thread on the Avocado.  Many attempts to standardize this feature have been tried, none have been successful!  Being sexually explicit is cool here, being a jerk is not.  We love sweaty, nasty, enthusiastically consensual sex!  Yeah, baby!

Tell us about your intimacy.  Your good times and your problems.  And because physical intimacy is only one kind of intimacy, tell us anything you want about other aspects of your sexual or romantic relationships.  No kink shaming and no sex in the champagne room!

(copy/pasted from previous Sex Thread, which was copy/pasted from the previous one to that, and the one before that as well)