Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!

Wow, our president sure is gullible and stupid. Anyway, let’s check headlines…

Whew, the first Google News item is about the British Royal wedding. Seems calm and pointless so far.

Next we have…oh god! “Police stop man firing gun at Trump….National Doral.” Click bait.

Will we survive another Firing Friday? Stay Tuned!

Do not threaten Mayor McRib, and please flag any instances of harassment or spam that you witness. Be nice to one another!