Spoil Sports: Ready Player One

Hell of a rig you got there, Wade.  A shame if something… happened to it.

That’s right, it’s the Spoil Sports for the movie adaptation of the Ernest Cline bestseller. Ready Player One.  A movie that we all likely would have dismissed as Fifty Shades of Grey for nerds if it weren’t for one tiny little glimmer of hope: the director being none other than Steven Spielberg.  A man who has before turned rubbish into gold.

Can his Midas touch transform Ready Player One into a modern day Jurassic Park?  Or is there no rig dope enough to overcome Cline’s worst literary tendencies?