Field goals, am I right?

In crazy happenings this week, The Mexi-Mart Rams pulled off the inconceivable with an upset over Juwanna Manning, Dan’s De-Niners pull off a close one, The Useful Cow Patties begin their climb from the basement, and the skid just keeps on skidding for Enterwittyremarkhere.

Lots of Bye weeks going on. The waiver wire is grim as all hell. Tons of big name injuries. It’s a spooky time of year!

Now if the Goddamn Ravens could stop unraveling…

Week 8 cometh!

The Return of the Commissioner’s Corner
So, between catastrophic hurricanes and my vacation, I’ve been slack on the punishments. But they are back, baby! And with a vengeance!

Biggest Blowout: Scary Story Time!

Loser of the biggest blowout creates a creepypasta level story for us to enjoy. Get really scary with it! Or don’t!

Lowest points total: The Curse of the Stupid Signature!
Lowest points total has a signature for the week as created by the highest points scorer.

That’s all I’ve got for today. Try not to get too spooked!